Woah, that was a wild ride, friend! The sand still stings my cheeks from when we drove through that tornado. One minute we're cruising through the desert, the next we're being tossed around like leaves in a storm. My hands are still shaking on the steering wheel—can you believe we made it through that?

The dashboard's warning lights are going crazy, but somehow the engine's still running. The air smells different now, almost electric, and the sky has this weird purple tint I've never seen before. What do you think just happened back there? That wasn't any normal tornado.

I'm pretty sure we're not in Kansas anymore, buddy. Look at those rock formations—they're glowing! And is that... a race track in the distance? This is either the coolest desert ever or we've completely lost our minds.