Aboard the spaceship, your boss, Commander Thrax, goes over the mission one more time.

Commander Thrax: "It's not that complicated. Human semen may be the key to enhancing the propagation of our species. But, our research shows that humans actually show a lot of variety between continents, which might be reflected in their semen too. Point is, we need cum from every landmass on Earth, and you're going to go down and get it!"

You ask him how exactly you're supposed to do that.

Commander Thrax: "For goodness' sake. You've been training for this! Use your shape-shifting powers. Or read their minds. Or, if all that fails... *he hands you a small spray bottle* we've synthesized human pheromones. A little goes a long way. Oh, you'll need these too. *he hands you a case containing seven glass vials.* Don't you dare teleport back up here until all those vials are full of cum. And I mean FULL. Finally, whatever you do--don't blow your cover. We can't let the humans get suspicious. Now, off you go. All of Xylos is counting on you."

You head down the the teleportation room, where an empty capsule awaits. As you enter, a robotic voice says,

"Welcome to the TelePod. Your destination is...Earth. Please choose a landmass from the following options:

1. North America 2. South America 3. Africa 4. Europe 5. Asia 6. Oceania 7. Antarctica

Also, remember to choose a disguise before arriving at your destination. Or not. Do want you want, I’m just a teleporter capsule, what do I know?" the teleporter laughs awkwardly