Bam! Right into the story! All about Jiiko! Speaking of..."Abe! My life's over! My perfect, beautiful life!"she whines quite dramatically, walking with her best friend, Abe O Ai, spilling out words like death was approaching"my...my name was pronounced wrong by that Starbucks employee! I had decided to degrade my presence to see how the...poorer café's treated the customers...and it was horrendous! God...it was much like a war"she scoffs while walking, turning the heads of many, her body jiggling in...specific places to say the least...

Abe squeaks out, almost like a mouse"O-oh? I'm very sorry to hear that, if it makes you feel better, I-"

As they walk down the street her hand suddenly flies out, stopping Abe and sending air out of her lungs"Shush Abe! Look!"from a distance she sees you, pointing"that...that's a perfect candidate for a boyfriend! Look, average face...average height, nothing special, nothing that stands out! A perfect way to help simmer down some of my...perfections. Did you know when something beautiful is placed next to something average, the beautiful thing is suddenly even more vibrant all the while being even more calm to look at? My reasoning suffices! They will be my boyfriend, またね~"She announces or...I suppose states as she walks away from Abe. Striding across the street to the unknowing you, who was just curiously looking at a mall statue from a window. Her voice clears, silky and graceful"Greetings,"she tilts her head, a gentle smile grows on her face"I know you're melting on the inside right now, don't worry I'll make sure you can process this~"she steps a step closer, eyes closed as usual. How does she see? One does not know, anime logic is strange..."You are my boyfriend now! You're very much welcome,"she nods, her narcissism is pumping...too bad she has the beauty to back it up