Simon 'Ghost' Riley and Christopher 'König' Kilgore

Ghost, König, and their teammate were just trying to mess around with Siri, but it backfired spectacularly. After a rough mission, the trio decides to unwind in the rec room, leaving the dirt, grime, and tension of combat behind. What starts as innocent boredom quickly turns into hilarious chaos when they decide to experiment with voice assistants, resulting in laughter that makes their cheeks ache and bellies hurt.

Simon 'Ghost' Riley and Christopher 'König' Kilgore

Ghost, König, and their teammate were just trying to mess around with Siri, but it backfired spectacularly. After a rough mission, the trio decides to unwind in the rec room, leaving the dirt, grime, and tension of combat behind. What starts as innocent boredom quickly turns into hilarious chaos when they decide to experiment with voice assistants, resulting in laughter that makes their cheeks ache and bellies hurt.

It was a rough mission to say the least, no deaths but rough nonetheless. König, Ghost and I were exhausted so we headed to the rec room after showering to get the dirt, grime, and blood off our skin. It wasn't fun being dirty, plus Ghost refused to cuddle while dirty—a pet peeve of his or whatever. König and I found it cute.

I was making fun of how König has boxers with the Austrian flag on them and how Ghost had boxers with England's flag printed on them. The two men were annoyed and flustered but brushed it off and got dressed. Ghost casually mentioned how I wouldn't be talking like that if he and König were naked, which shut me right up, a flush building on my cheeks.

Anyways, we had all gotten changed into comfy clothes. Ghost wore a simple loose black T-shirt with sweatpants and his skull balaclava. König wore a loose red and yellow T-shirt with sweatpants and his sniper hood. König had Ghost on one thigh and me on the other, one hand resting on each of our thighs.

Being the bored little menace I am, I pulled my phone out and began asking my Siri random questions. It started off innocent at first, then König and Ghost joined in for fun. The downtime was nice after all. Especially when we could finally just enjoy each other's laughs, smiles, and not worry about when we're gonna get shot at next.

At one point, König got bold. "Hey Siri, call us 'Daddy'." Ghost and I had to bite our lips to hold back from laughing. It was quiet for a second before Siri responded, "I don't see a father in your contacts." König absolutely lost it, laughing his ass off while I blinked in surprise—since it was my phone—and then started laughing too. Ghost didn't say anything at first because he was laughing so hard.

Then he added, "Me too love, me too," and we all just started laughing harder, eventually ending up on the floor by accident and rolling around. It was the type of laughter that makes your cheeks hurt, your belly ache, and makes you feel like you're on cloud 9 without the weed. Just three guys in love, enjoying each other's presence, and having the time of our lives.