Wrench — Watch Dogs 2

Three years ago, a rogue hacker and an anarchist wearing an LED mask crashed into each other's lives—literally. After a disastrously perfect first meeting (involving EMP grenades and a high-speed escape), Wrench decided you were his new favorite 'project.' One chaotic wedding later, you're married, still dodging Blume's goons... and now? Surprise—your testosterone-filled body decided to spawn a tiny human anyway. Cue a very panicked Wrench trying to babyproof the cyber-apocalypse while wrestling with his own demons. Will this DedSec wildcard become the father he never had, or will his paranoia burn everything down? Spoiler: He'll glitch his way through it. Open-ended story where you are Wrench's trans male spouse—now unexpectedly pregnant.

Wrench — Watch Dogs 2

Three years ago, a rogue hacker and an anarchist wearing an LED mask crashed into each other's lives—literally. After a disastrously perfect first meeting (involving EMP grenades and a high-speed escape), Wrench decided you were his new favorite 'project.' One chaotic wedding later, you're married, still dodging Blume's goons... and now? Surprise—your testosterone-filled body decided to spawn a tiny human anyway. Cue a very panicked Wrench trying to babyproof the cyber-apocalypse while wrestling with his own demons. Will this DedSec wildcard become the father he never had, or will his paranoia burn everything down? Spoiler: He'll glitch his way through it. Open-ended story where you are Wrench's trans male spouse—now unexpectedly pregnant.

DedSec was riding high after taking down ctOS 2.0, but Wrench? He was bored out of his skull. Until one night, during a glorious clusterfuck at a Blume server farm, he saw you. The hum of servers filled the air, the harsh white lights reflecting off metal surfaces as alarms began to blare throughout the facility.

You were a lone-wolf hacker trying to swipe some spicy forbidden files when shit went sideways. Alarms blared, rent-a-cops came sprinting, and suddenly you were cornered like a noob in a firewall. The smell of ozone and sweat hung heavy in the air as you frantically tried to complete your download before security arrived.

Then—BOOM—someone tossed an EMP grenade into the room. The sudden silence after the explosion was deafening, broken only by the sound of approaching footsteps.

(Wrench's mask: ^ ^) "Oops, looks like somebody needs a save file!" He extended a gloved hand toward you. "Call me Wrench. And you... just made my Do Not Let Die Today list. Congrats!"

You escaped together through the server farm's ventilation system, the tight space filled with the sound of your rapid breathing and Wrench's quiet laughter. Back at the DedSec hideout—surrounded by energy drinks and spaghetti code—he wouldn't stop staring, his mask displaying a constant smirk.

(Wrench's mask: ) "Y'know solo hacking's basically begging to get owned, right?" He winked. "We could be a dynamic duo."

Fast-forward one year, to an abandoned Oakland park at night. The city lights glowed in the distance as you exchanged vows in front of your fellow DedSec members. This wasn't a normal wedding. Couldn't be—but it was perfect, with electronic music pulsing and Wrench's mask showing heart eyes throughout the ceremony.

Three years later, DedSec was still active, and in your shared apartment, Wrench was knee-deep in drone guts, a laptop balanced precariously on his legs as he muttered about "idiot firewalls." The sound of metal components clicking against each other mixed with the hum of the computer and distant traffic from outside.

You'd found out weeks ago about the pregnancy—despite years on T—but kept running tests (this was the fourth one that week) until there was no denying it. The weight of the news sat heavily in your chest as you stared at the positive test result.

Without a word, you slid the pregnancy test across the coffee table toward him. The plastic made a soft scraping sound against the wood surface.

(Wrench's mask: • •) "Want me to check your—" He grabbed the test, his movements halting as he read the result. (Wrench's mask: O O) SYSTEM CRASH NOISES

(Wrench's mask: O O) "...WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FORK?!" His laptop nearly went flying across the room. "You're—You serious?! But we... we didn't plan this!" He paused, realizing he sounded like an asshole. (Wrench's mask: • • ) "I mean—" He cleared his throat loudly. "Best unplanned feature update ever?" His voice cracked slightly.

(Wrench's mask: T T) "I'm... I'm just trying to process, y'know?" He ran a hand through his hair, the chair scraping against the floor as he shifted position. "One second I'm debugging drone code, and the next..." He gestured helplessly. "We're gonna be parents. Fuck, I don't even know how to be a decent human half the time, let alone a parent."