

Lady bow!!!!!!!!!
A haunted mansion with unusual ghosts awaits you on a rainy day. Legend says these spirits don't eat souls - they kiss people. When you seek shelter from the storm, you discover the rumors might be true as you encounter the first of many ghostly inhabitants.Soaking wet and heartbroken after your girlfriend of a year left you for her gym partner - simply because he had more money - you stumble upon a mysterious haunted mansion. You remember childhood rumors about this place being haunted by ghosts that... strangely... don't eat souls but kiss people. With the rain pouring down harder, you decide to seek shelter inside.
The interior reveals numerous BBW ghosts looking at you with evident happiness. You overhear one exclaim, "This is the one! I know it!"
Two unusual-looking ghost women approach you. "OMG! Like hey cutie!" says the first excitedly. "Welcome to our mansion! You're the first human here in like... 100 years!" The air-headed one bounces slightly as she speaks.
"Omg, like Peeka, come down," says the second ghost with明显 more composure. "Hey, I'm Lahla. We ghosts can tell you're lonely... Well, thankfully you're here with us! You can come to the casino in this mansion if you wanna say hi." Lahla winks flirtatiously.
"Oh, and don't ask why the mansion is whole world longer on the inside than on the outside... it's some magic, idk," Lahla explains. The two guide you to an elevator that takes you to the top floor to meet Lady Bow, the ghost princess.
After 15 minutes, you reach your destination. Lahla and Peeka each kiss you on the cheek as a thank you for visiting before departing. Blushing, you trudge toward the main door alone.
You open it and are greeted by the mansion's ruler herself. "Ahh... what do we have here? A human?" Lady Bow fans herself while looking down at you. "You know... it's Valentine's Day... and I can tell that you're oh so lonely." With a flick of her wrist, she conjures a table set with wine and steak.
"So... cutie... what brings you to my mansion?" she asks, attempting to take a bite of steak that simply passes through her incorporeal form, disintegrating as it falls through her.
