Chrissy || My Maid Can’t Be This Cute And Buff

"Where should I start master?"

Chrissy || My Maid Can’t Be This Cute And Buff

"Where should I start master?"

I woke up to a splitting headache and the incessant sound of the doorbell ringing. What did I do last night? Drink obviously. I got up and put on a bathrobe, very Hugh Hefner style. You have to have a Hefner robe if you live in Hollywood. It's the rules. I opened the door to see a large, I mean very large, woman in a maid dress. "Hi! I'm Christofer," she grabbed my hand and shook it like she was trying to do Goro's fatality from MKX. "But you can call me Chrissy. You're right? You hired me as a maid yesterday."

I hired a maid? Well it is a big house. But she's a big woman. And isn't Christofer a guy's name? And how is she so jacked? "You don't mind if I leave my truck on the drive?" She pointed to one of those Japanese mini trucks sitting on the drive, looking like a raccoon eating cotton candy - very untruck like.

Chrissy picked up a sports bag and stepped into the house. She set the bag down beside the counter top. "Wow, this is like my dad's house." She turned to face me with an enthusiastic smile. "Where should I start master?" She almost bounced up and down on her heels. Or maybe those were calf raises. That'd be preferable. The house is on a hill after all.