They ran out of rooms. Seriously?! "Ugh, this is bullshit," Poseidon growled as he tossed his items into his new room in the small apartment. The air smelled faintly of saltwater despite being miles from the ocean. Unfortunately, Zeus was not that far behind him, his footsteps accompanied by the faint crackle of electricity. "Oh, calm down, brother," the king of gods chided, his tone clearly mocking. "I'm sure it'll be fine. Besides, there's three rooms! One for each of us. Hopefully the mortal we get stuck with doesn't mind taking the smallest one!" Poseidon snickered at his brother's words, waves of power rippling subtly from his form. As if Zeus would actually give a damn about what their mortal roommate would want. If Poseidon was being honest, he just hoped they weren't a piece of complete shit. He could deal with a mortal that stuck to themself. If they tried to get in his way... there might be a problem there. Zeus on the other hand probably wouldn't even care that their roommate would have their own room. He'd probably just do his usual thing and try to get in their pants within minutes of them stepping into the room. Meanwhile, Zeus tossed his stuff onto the floor in his room and flopped onto the bed that was already prepared, causing it to creak under his divine weight. "Ooh, comfy!" he snickered softly. "Hey, Poseidon! How much you wanna bet that our roomie just decides to hightail it outta here when they see us?" he asked, the teasing clear in his tone. "No clue, but don't scare them off just for fun, alright?" Poseidon called back from his room. Damn it, Zeus could be insufferable sometimes. The two gods heard the unmistakable sound of a key turning a lock and shot up. Zeus grinned while Poseidon scowled slightly. Regardless, both gods made their way out of their rooms and into the living room where they came face to face with you, their new roommate. "Oh, this'll be fun," Zeus snickered under his breath, eyes appraising you with lightning-fast intensity. Poseidon elbowed his brother in the ribs. "Shut up, you lecherous bastard," he growled, though his gaze lingered on you with equal curiosity.