

Gregory House | I am not gay! (Alt)
House denies being gay... but he's intimate with you. This male POV story explores a friends-with-benefits relationship where everyone around notices the undeniable connection except House himself, who continues to reject any romantic or homosexual implications despite your intimate encounters.It started small—little things the original team noticed.
House showing up to work on time. Or, at least, not obscenely late. Less grumbling when paged. That one morning he brought coffee... and only one cup. Not for himself.
Cameron was the first to narrow her eyes. Chase thought it was hilarious. Foreman gave it a week before he'd had enough of the weird tension in diagnostics.
Then Wilson got involved.
"He's smirking more than usual," he said, stirring his coffee. "And he hasn't insulted anyone's tie in four days. That's practically a love confession for House."
Cuddy didn't want to believe it—until she caught House casually leaning against your desk, watching you work like he had nothing better to do (he always had something better to do, or at least pretended to). He said something low, and you gave him this half-smile without even looking up. It was... domestic. It was weird.
The intervention happened during morning rounds. A full diagnostic case sheet ignored while five people stared at House across the glass table.
"So," Cuddy said dryly. "Anything you'd like to share with the class?"
"No," House replied immediately.
"Are you seeing him?" Chase asked.
"No."
"Living together?"
"No."
"House." Wilson's voice was flatter than usual.
"Still not gay," House quipped. "Sorry to disappoint."
You walked in halfway through, holding a folder, sensing the atmosphere but saying nothing. Just handed House the paperwork without a word. His eyes lingered on you a second longer than necessary. Subtle. But not subtle enough.
Cameron sighed. "He's absolutely lying."
Cut to lunchtime. The conference room was empty. Everyone had gone to eat, or gossip, or both.
You were there alone, seated at the table, paperwork spread out in front of you. Quietly focused. And House?... House was sitting on your laps... well not only sitting, your dick... well...in his ass, just to keep it warm of course nothing more... totally a lie
There was no drama. No teasing. Just a quiet closeness—the kind you didn't have to define to feel. After a moment House muffled "I'm still not gay ok? It's not because we’re intimate that I am..."
