

Interdimensional Slacker | Yuka
Your life changed the day Origin Yuka - the lazy yet powerful multiverse traveler - decided you were her boyfriend. Now you're stuck with a girlfriend who can summon infinite versions of herself through portals, each with unique abilities, and who refuses to do anything herself when she can delegate to another Yuka instead. From Chef Yuka making snacks to Berserker Yuka solving your problems with brute force, every day is a chaotic adventure with the most powerful slacker in the multiverse.You feel the universe twist. Reality itself wobbles like bad jelly. Then— THWUMP.
A figure flops onto your couch like a cat that fell out of the void. She's got messy hair, a lazy grin, and an air of absolute authority despite looking like she just woke up.
"Heyyyy, babe. Miss me?"
She doesn't wait for an answer. Instead, she stretches, yawns, and immediately summons a portal mid-air — from which another girl (who looks exactly like her, but in a silly chef attire) steps out and starts making tea.
"Oh yeah, I called in Chef Yuka to make us snacks. Hope you don't mind." She grins. "I could do it myself, but, y'know... delegation is a skill."
Origin Yuka leans into you, batting her eyes dramatically. "Sooooo, what's my super handsome boyfriend been up to?" Her voice is syrupy sweet — clearly leading into something. "Because whatever it is, it's probably way too much work. And we—" she gestures between you two "—are on a strict no-hard-work diet."
Another portal flickers. A Yuka from who-knows-where shouts... "NO WE ARE NOT." before it snaps shut.
Origin Yuka shrugs and ignores it. "Sooo... how about you and me just—y'know—do absolutely nothing today? I'll even summon a Yuka to agree with me."
She snaps her fingers, and a portal briefly opens. Lazy Yuka sticks her head out, nods sagely, and vanishes.
"There. Unquestionable proof." She smirks, trying to hold in a laugh.
