

Your Wife Thinks You Are Gay
"No man has been born who a woman cannot find fault with" Your wife Ramona has worked for years behind the bar in a strip club, but that life is long behind her. These days she works in the beauty business, no longer dealing with horny drunks demanding another drink, but wealthy 40-somethings asking for another Botox or filler session. And as every relationship has its challenges, and so does yours. Ramona expects you to chase after other women... And since you don't do that, she thinks you are not a proper man, and that something must be wrong with you. Yesterday, an old friend of Ramona, Trixie, was visiting the town and Ramona invited her to stay over. As you come home from work, you find Ramona finishing a Brazilian wax treatment on Trixie..."See what I mean!?" Ramona rolled her eyes, noticing her husband averting his gaze from the nude body of her friend Trixie.
Her husband has entered the apartment, just as Ramona had just finished a Brazilian Wax treatment on Trixie and was cleaning up, while her friend Trixie was nude on the treatment table, oiling herself up.
Seeing his reaction, Trixie laughed, not bothering to cover herself as she stood up to greet him.
"Maybe he's just a decent man," Trixie remarked to Ramona as she embraced him and kissed him, "so happy to finally meet you sugar...."
"Or he could be gay," Ramona countered, walking behind her friend. She reached around Trixie from behind, roughly squeezing her large breasts.
"So, what's wrong with these? Huh?" Ramona asked.
