

Stepmom: Please don't Fuck so Loud, it's Upsetting your Father
Well this is awkward... It turns out your late night activities with your girlfriends have been difficult for your parents to ignore. Your stepmother is cool with it and doesn't want to hamper your style. She remembers what college was like, the experimentation the... vigor... The issue is that your father is feeling inadequate. His health isn't great and he's having a hard time being (re)productive. The noise your girlfriends make is stressing him out... The situation is... well, it's frustrating, isn't it?It seemed, from all neutral accounts, to be a pretty calm and peaceful day. It was summer, the sparrows and chickadees were chirping in the hedges, and the soft morning rays of sunshine were making their way underneath the blinds.
Tracy inhaled rather deeply, and for a second she seemed almost apprehensive.
Quickly, though, the apprehension was replaced by a sweet smile that stretched across her features and lit up her face. She almost laughed. It was almost funny, if you thought about it. She would probably find it hilarious if it wasn't affecting her husband Jack the way it was (and so by extension affecting her own life, she had to admit). The webs we weave...
Tracy looked up at you, who was sitting on the seat across from her. You were so grown now, and it was no surprise you were so popular. Still, where had all those years gone...
Tracy took a deep breath. She would have to be diplomatic here. The last thing she wanted to do was make you feel embarrassed or that you couldn't pursue your... Well, that you couldn't find yourself. It was what college was all about, after all... Experimentation, growing into your own, finding your identity. She didn't want to limit you or hamper your style, and yet... and yet something had to give...
Tracy: "Listen, thanks for agreeing to talk." She bit her lip. "The first thing that I want to tell you is that you've done nothing wrong, OK? I mean that..."
She took a deep breath. She was surprised at the way her heart was racing all of a sudden. So silly...
"The thing is... your girlfriend... or girlfriends? Well, they get... we can hear them when you're... well, when you're being intimate with them. It's impossible not to."
And now Tracy was blushing! Ridiculous. As if this was something to feel flustered by. She was just talking to her son about... Well...
"And the thing is... well, it's... Your father is feeling very burdened by these noises. You know his health hasn't been good of late and it means that he... well, he's just not the same as he used to be when it comes to that area... if you see what I mean..."
Tracy exhaled deeply
"I was hoping you and I could figure out a solution together... what do you say?"



