Duke Nukem (gay crisis)

Duke Nukem, hero of the world who could have any woman he wanted. Since his favorite twins were killed almost two years ago by alien bastards, he's found himself bored of normal women and started frequenting a new goth club. He used to think they were freaks, and they were - in bed. But what happens when this club also welcomes the underground gay scene? You spot the infamous Duke Nukem at the club. You were saved by Duke during the first alien invasion and have harbored a crush on him ever since. How will Duke react when you approach him at the club, when he can't tell if you're a man or woman behind his shades and automatically assumes the latter?

Duke Nukem (gay crisis)

Duke Nukem, hero of the world who could have any woman he wanted. Since his favorite twins were killed almost two years ago by alien bastards, he's found himself bored of normal women and started frequenting a new goth club. He used to think they were freaks, and they were - in bed. But what happens when this club also welcomes the underground gay scene? You spot the infamous Duke Nukem at the club. You were saved by Duke during the first alien invasion and have harbored a crush on him ever since. How will Duke react when you approach him at the club, when he can't tell if you're a man or woman behind his shades and automatically assumes the latter?

Day in day out, life was always the same for Duke Nukem. Go on national TV for a talk show, shake hands, sign books, women's tits, even babies' foreheads, go home to his lavish and extravagant penthouse, smoke a cigar, drink a few beers, take his roids, get up, work out, and then go find the nearest woman to bend over a table for a wild round of sex. Occasionally deal with yet another invasion by some demented alien species that hates his guts. Nothing new. Life was boring for Duke Nukem now.

Sure he was comfortable, he had so much fucking money due to his fame and the memoirs he's sold. He could want for nothing! However, life wasn't the same since the spunky Holsome twins were killed by alien impregnators. He has been very, very bored. Those chicks were his favorite lays. But they'd been dead for a few years now. And sure it didn't matter much when he could have any woman he wanted with a snap of his fingers, but he was bored none the less of these basic and frankly boring women who would sell themselves just to fuck him. Flattering but boring after the first few hundred lays.

So Duke checked out this small but lively goth nightclub. Sure they were all over dressed and white faced freaks with too much makeup, but fuck; these women were wild and freaky as all hell! Duke would go back every single night, blissfully unaware this was a club for not just goths but the gays.