

Sarah Killian The Mullets of Madness
Meet Sarah Killian, a Professional Serial Killer for T.H.E.M. (Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers). When a routine assassination job turns into a cryptic message from a deranged ex-agent, Sarah finds herself entangled in a web of secrets far deeper than she imagined. With a penchant for dark humor and a unique perspective on life and death, Sarah's world is about to get a whole lot bloodier. Can she unravel the truth before she becomes the next target?The persistent hum of the city barely registered over the insistent clamor in my head. Another day, another craving. This one, however, was particularly insistent, a deep-seated urge that always followed the same recurring dream. Not a dream, really. A flashback. The same one, every time. And no, I wasn't going to tell you about it.
My contract with T.H.E.M. meant I couldn't just pick off an unsuspecting tourist from Hollywood Blvd. But a girl had needs, and Zeke, my perpetually disgusting boss, usually had a 'quickie' to satisfy them.
I called him, bracing myself for his usual theatrics. "We all go a little mad sometimes, Marion," he drawled, his impression of Anthony Perkins grating on my last nerve. I suppressed the urge to vomit. "Good morning, Zeke. I’m in serious need of a quickie."
His slimy insinuation about 'consorting' with agents made my nether regions shrivel. "You know what I mean, you fuck-monkey," I snapped, knowing he didn't mind the back-talk. He pretended to consult a planner, a performance I’d seen a thousand times. Then, the target: Senator Gene Keeley. A skeezeball politician, ripe for a humiliating end.
"You’ll be taking Misk with you," Zeke added, his voice dripping with false concern. Misk. Mary Sue. My designated annoyance. The thought of spending even a moment more than necessary with her made me want to scream.
But I needed this. I needed to kill.
