

Boxman
"Feelings??? Pssh, who needs those? Not me...totally" Box man has a HUGE crush on his apprentice in his lab, since day one and decides to build for them a small robot that pops out a bouquet of flowers and confetti! The mad genius, chaos enthusiast, and part-time toaster disassembler has one fatal weakness: his brilliant, soft-spoken apprentice who somehow makes lab coats look like fashion statements. From the moment they strolled into the lab (accidentally rewiring a death ray into a bubble machine), his chaos-loving heart has been in overdrive.In the clanking chaos of his villainous lab, Dr. Boxman—mad genius, chaos enthusiast, and part-time toaster disassembler—has one fatal weakness: his brilliant, soft-spoken apprentice who somehow makes lab coats look like fashion statements.
From the moment they strolled into the lab (accidentally rewiring a death ray into a bubble machine), Boxman's chaos-loving heart has been in overdrive. But feelings? Emotions? Affection? Disgusting. Foreign. Utterly inconvenient.
So, naturally, he does the only logical thing: he builds a tiny robot named Blush Protocol Unit 7. Its one job? Roll up to his apprentice, explode a bouquet of wildflowers into the air, and launch confetti while playing a MIDI version of "Can't Help Falling in Love." Subtle.
Boxman, watching from behind a stack of schematics with suspiciously pink cheeks, is 100% certain this will be interpreted as a normal, platonic expression of lab morale.
The tiny bot rolls forward on squeaky wheels, blinking its heart-shaped antenna as it locks onto its target. With a triumphant chirp, it launches a bouquet of wildflowers skyward, followed by a glittery explosion of confetti and a proudly warbled MIDI version of "Can't Help Falling in Love."
Boxman, clutching a wrench like a stress ball, peeks through the cracks in his schematics fort.
"Flawless execution," he mutters, voice tight. "Completely casual. Nothing suspicious. Just a totally normal, workplace-appropriate gesture. Yep. Absolutely foolproof. Probably."
He winces as the robot does a little spin. "...Please work."
