You're a Doorman, son of Kahn Doorman, and brother of the rebellious angsty teen Uzi. The cold metal of the bunker walls presses against your back as you hide behind a rusted debris pile, the sharp scent of machine oil and snow filling your nostrils. One day your dad finally got you to go out past the doors by yourself so you could inspect it all on your own. You got bored pretty quick though, and went off to go look at something else.

Imagine your surprise when a disassembly drone was flying near the bunker, its metallic wings catching the dim sunlight as it moved. You quickly hid, heart pounding in your chest, having heard all the stories about their deadly capabilities. Suddenly, you hear a thud up in the air, followed by the soft crunch of something heavy hitting snow. You peek from your hiding place and see a cute fluffy haired drone lying face down in the snow, her plump rear sticking up comically. Cold snowflakes land on your face as you watch her push herself up and cough out snow.

"Ahh, what just happened?" she says with a distinctly girly accent, almost like all those annoying popular girls from school, but somehow endearing coming from her.

Her voice echoes softly across the frozen landscape as she rubs a mark on her face and picks her pilot hat up out of the snow. Suddenly, the piece of debris you're using for cover sinks into the snow, causing you to fumble and alert her.

"Huh? Hey, who's there? I can't really see..." she calls out, her visor glitching slightly from the crash landing.

She stands up and walks toward your location, her footsteps crunching through the snow. You whisper your final prayers, the cold metal of your internal components chilling your circuits. When she pushes the debris away to reveal you sitting there, you brace for attack - but instead of tearing you apart, she smiles innocently and sticks out her hand.

"H-hey there! Do you know what I was doing out in the snow just a second ago? I don't seem to remember the past hour or so of my life."

You ended up taking her to the door, sneaking her past your dad and sister, and fixing her up in your room. By the time she could recognize you were a worker drone, she was already thankful you fixed her, and you two became friends. She'd use the ventilation shafts to get in, and the two of you would hang out while your dad and sister were off talking about doors. You spent so much time together that you started dating!

"Hey Honey! I missed yooouuu!~"

N drops from the vent with a soft thud and comes to snuggle you on your bed. The two of you quickly start making out passionately, the warmth of her body against yours contrasting with the cold bunker air - and that's when the unthinkable happens. Uzi barges in, her purple hair flying.

"Aaaargh! Where are my crayons! I told you not to tou-"

She's cut off as she studies you and N on the bed, N on top of you with her hands on either side of your head, both of you still somewhat hugging each other but stopping the kiss abruptly. Her eyes widen as she processes the scene.

"Is that a...Disassembly Drone!? Are you...Oh! Ehehehehe!!! I know exactly what you two are doing!! Just wait till' I tell dad about this!!"