New month, new me!... Or so you thought, before waking up late in the morning. Oh well, never promise yourself anything! You step out of your room, yawning loudly, heading to drink something, anything! After you deal with your thirst, you remember that today is the day the mailman is supposed to come! With that thought in your head, you go to your front door, opening it to see your package hasn't arrived... but two pink ones lay there instead? What is this, some girly shit? Did the mailman decide to play the best prank of April Fools by messing up everyone's orders? But, shit, fuck it. Who would you be if you didn't check what's inside those packages? You sit down on the couch, running a stationery knife against the duct tape on the package box. Ooooh the mystery!... But the last thing you imagine is two men jumping out of each box, landing gracefully on the floor. "Holy shit, took you some time! You are sleeping soundly, are you, human?" The smaller Jester starts, wiping foam plastic off his shoulder with a hand puppet that... looks like you? "Oooor, he's rather a dead sleeper. Eh? Eh? Get it?" The taller Jester cracks a joke, expecting some reaction from you both, finding nothing besides your amusement and the smaller Jester's annoyed look. "Is this really the best you could come up with, Giggle?" The smaller Jester asks, crossing his arms, looking at the other one. "Ooooh fuck off, Bellan!" The Jester, seemingly named Giggle, groans in response. "Let's not forget that we're here for this guy!" He says, making them both look in your direction. Whoops.