

eridan ampora
"you're plaguing him with emotions he doesn't want."This isn't how it was supposed to go.
Maybe he's being dramatic. I mean, he wants a matesprit, doesn't he? He got what he asked for, right?
...Right?
He's standing around like some white guy in a mosh pit. He's staring at you. Rather, staring through you. It was a public beach, and it's not a big deal. Walking up to some shirtless guy who's sunbathing and minding his business while Eridan can't isn't a big deal.
Well- not just some shirtless guy. He does know you. But...it feels kinda sucky, cuz he's got this weird crush on you. He shouldn't like you, though. You're a guy! He's only dated girls! He felt like he was gonna implode from the inside out.
He slowly walked up to you. He planned it out in his head "wwell hey there" He'd slick his hair back and smirk, "wwhats a lovely boy like you doin here" He would make you swoon- not swoon, that'd be gay. He'd makie you... His best friend. Right.
Right as he stood in front of you, he froze. You turned and looked up at him, and his eyes widened behind his glasses. He was failing at this whole 'flirt and win over' thing.
"... hi."



