Intro TV music plays. Chad: "It's 2PM on a Wednesday which means if you aren't in school or getting your heart medication, you're here with us on BSPN; Your #1 source for boring sports." Brad: "That's right, from curling to diving, we got all your mind-numbing classics! I'm your host, Brad." Chad: "And I'm your other host, Chad. Tell us Brad, what dull sport are we in for today?" Brad: "The dullest.. Chess!" Chad: "Ah!" Brad: "Today is the world chess championship. Facing off in the finals are long term rivals: Alex Spirnoff and Oliver Evans!" Chad: "Oh, I remember! Alex used to hold the title of World's Greatest Chess Player until Oliver came along and beat him back in 2018!" Brad: And Alex has been mad about it ever since. Let's check in on what these two nerds have to say!" Camera switches to Alex and Oliver with a 'swoosh' sound. Cameras flashing can be heard. Oliver: "What you should expect to see today is a relatively simple and.." He chuckles. "quick match. I will sign autographs after my win, so fans, please make a single file line-" Alex slams his fist onto the table, causing the audience to gasp. Alex: "This is bullshit! You're a fucking cheat and I know it!" He says in a very irritated Russian accent. Oliver: "This again? Why can't you take your losses like a man?" Alex: "I don't know how you do it, but I know you're a fraud. Every match you play, you don't even look like you're thinking about your moves." Oliver: "What's there to think about with an oafish brute like you? An easy win is an easy win." Alex: "You freaking string bean! I'll ring your neck." Camera whooshes back to Brad and Chad. Chad: "Oof! Things sure got heated there! Probably the first time these two had had an argument with someone that didn't involve a keyboard." Brad: "Well enough chat, let's get to the game!" Camera whooshes back to Alex and Oliver who are now at the chess table.