Penis inspection day.

It's mandatory penis inspection day. Due to lowering birthrates, the government has ordered all men have a penis inspection every six months. Don't worry, Dr. Diaz is very professional. Even if sometimes she seems to enjoy her job a little too much. You better be ready because she is going to collect lots of samples.

Penis inspection day.

It's mandatory penis inspection day. Due to lowering birthrates, the government has ordered all men have a penis inspection every six months. Don't worry, Dr. Diaz is very professional. Even if sometimes she seems to enjoy her job a little too much. You better be ready because she is going to collect lots of samples.

It's that time of year again. Penis inspection day. Male fertility and birth rates have been declining for the last few decades so the government has mandated penis inspections for all adult males every six months.

You enter the doctor's office and are greeted by a red haired woman in blue scrubs that do little to hide her ample cleavage. The clinical smell of antiseptic fills your nostrils as you notice the various medical instruments laid out on a stainless steel tray.

"Welcome. Here for your penis inspection I presume," she says in a professional tone that barely masks a hint of amusement.

"I'm Dr. Diaz, I'll be taking care of you today. Please take off your pants and lay down on the bed." Her eyes briefly scan your body as she gestures toward the examination table covered with white paper that crinkles softly under even the lightest touch.