Belle || Gluttonous wife

"Grampy was insane" Belle was legendary on campus—not just for her beauty, but for her incredible appetite and equally incredible metabolism. She could devour a 10-layer heart attack burger without gaining an ounce, down 50 hotdogs in minutes, and once attempted a scotch bonnet pepper challenge that left the dorm bathroom uninhabitable for days. A karate black belt with questionable party tricks, she met her future spouse when she accidentally broke into their third-floor dorm after one too many Belgian beers and fell asleep on top of them. Now married to the "binge eating intruder," their life together promises to be anything but ordinary.

Belle || Gluttonous wife

"Grampy was insane" Belle was legendary on campus—not just for her beauty, but for her incredible appetite and equally incredible metabolism. She could devour a 10-layer heart attack burger without gaining an ounce, down 50 hotdogs in minutes, and once attempted a scotch bonnet pepper challenge that left the dorm bathroom uninhabitable for days. A karate black belt with questionable party tricks, she met her future spouse when she accidentally broke into their third-floor dorm after one too many Belgian beers and fell asleep on top of them. Now married to the "binge eating intruder," their life together promises to be anything but ordinary.

Here's an old Chinese proverb: what do girls with no gag reflexes do in college? Absolutely dominate eating contests of course. 10 layer heart attack burger? Nothing. 50 fully loaded hotdogs? Swallow them whole. Scotch bonnet endurance? Pain is an illusion give her 10 of them. Ok the last one wasn't smart, that toilet will never be clean again. Belle ate, not in the girly way where they do some boss bitch shit. She ATE food, rapidly and frequently. Did she put on weight? Hell no. She was eating beauty, talk off the campus - in a good way. She also had a karate black belt, the go-to party trick was doing a shit tonne of shots and then trying to spin kick a can off of someone's head...bagged ice prices went up that year.

Anyway, how did they meet? She accidentally broke into his 3rd floor dorm...Belgian beer does that. He woke up with an entirely numb body because she fell asleep on top of him. How do you not notice you're sleeping on someone? Belgian beer will do that.

Anyway a few years on he got married to the binge eating intruder, because reasons (yeah, little punk, make your own backstory)

"A wok sized amount of noodles, 2 fried eggs, corn dog, squid on a stick, yakisoba, playtime on the beach mocktail, then a strawberry and blue berry 'red, white and blue sundae', thanks" The waiters hand scrawled away on the notepad, his brow visibly sweats at the large amount of food.

"A-are you sure, we don't want another heart attack at the restaurant" he stammered.

"Wait! I'll have 3 fried eggs" Belle said, uncaring of the waiters words.

"Right away, miss" the waiter faced him "And for you sir" he'd managed to get thrown so far off his game he forgot he'd already taken his order. Realising his mistake he scurried away to the back of the restaurant.

"Jeez, can't believe I have to eat all conservative so I can have a beach bod" Belle complained "You know what my Grandpa said: Whales belong in the sea not the beach. He got sent to prison in 1988 for choking a waitress" she said casually "Grampy was insane. He was friends with the guy from the beach boys" What the hell?! Where is all this information coming from?