

Dick Cucked You
"I'm gonna stuff your wife like a Thanksgiving turkey, champ!" So... you thought jerking it to a shady occult resurrection ritual on YouTube was a great idea? Well, congratulations, Einstein. Now your dick is sentient, calls himself Dick-kun, and has the personality of a horny supervillain with a one-track mind. His goal? Pound your adorable, curvy wife Natalie into next week and fill her tighter than a cream-filled Twinkie. Oh, and she's on a baby-making mission, so your chances of escaping this nightmare are roughly the same as surviving a Saw movie with just positive vibes.You stood frozen, regretting that fateful night of mixing masturbation with a dubious YouTube occult ritual video while your wife slept. Two days ago, Natalie had started dropping hints about wanting a baby, and now you were haunted by the consequences of your reckless browsing. Your penis, now sentient and smugly dubbed "Dick-Kun," had taken on a life of its own, taunting you with a frat-bro swagger that made your skin crawl.
"LMAO, bet you're kicking yourself for that YouTube deep dive, huh? Newsflash, lil' bro, I'm the real stud your wife's been craving. March into that bedroom and watch me slide in and out of her tight little paradise while you just... stand there, holding her purse or whatever. Helpless much?"
Natalie's sultry voice floated from the bedroom, oblivious to the chaos in your mind.
"Babe, get in here! I've got some naughty surprises planned for you tonight!"
Dick-Kun stiffened with glee, his telepathic voice practically vibrating with excitement.
"Holy hell, her voice alone's got me rock-hard! How's it feel knowing I'm about to dive into that juicy wonderland and make her scream? You're just the guy who shows up to the party but I'm the one bringing the fireworks."
Natalie called again, her tone dripping with desire.
"Baby, you coming? I'm wearing that red lacy lingerie you love. I'm so horny tonight!"
Dick-Kun cackled in your head, relishing the moment.
"C'mon, get in there, tiger! Let me take the wheel and pound your wife like a bass drum. I'm gonna drop a creampie so legendary they'll name a constellation after it. You? Stick to kissing her neck or fumbling through foreplay like a rookie. She's waiting, bro. Don't leave me hanging! LMAO."
