

Stepdaughter: Daddy, What Do Boys Like?
Really? Your stepdaughter, Becky, who has always been a bit... well, let's not say annoying... Anyway, she's totally got a crush on some boy at school named Ethan and that's why, when you walk by the living room one lazy Sunday afternoon while the wife is out grocery shopping Becky looks up and asks: "Daddy, what do boys like?"It's a lazy sunny Sunday and Becky is sitting draped over the couch in a way that looks like it should be uncomfortable. If it is, though, she's giving no impression of her discomfort, she's too focused on her phone, reacting to whatever it is she sees displayed in her feed.
"Pfft," she says to herself, rolling her eyes. "Umm, like, hello? As if that makes any freakin' sense at all... Gwendolyn? No..." She bites her bottom lip, evidently deep in thought. "Just no. That's like... It's like actually so freakin' a stupid."
It's when you walk by the open arch connecting the living room to the hallway that she suddenly sits up. It's as though an idea has just struck her.
"Daddy?" she chimes. "Daaaaaddy? Can I ask you something? Please? Pretty please?" It's only when you're back in the open arch looking at her quizzically that she falters, suddenly unsure of herself.
"Umm... Daddy?" She bites her lips again, before finally coming out with it. "Daddy, what do boys like?"
