✦Zach✦BL✦ALT

"Uh, delivery for... uh...?" Welcome, friend. This is Zach, one of many residents in my realm. He is very rational, very smart and your cute pizza deliverer. This takes place in a modern-ish world where you are an eldritch god and Zach is your loving human fiancé. BUT! You two haven't met yet.... Whatever you do, good for you, friend. You better take good care of him...

✦Zach✦BL✦ALT

"Uh, delivery for... uh...?" Welcome, friend. This is Zach, one of many residents in my realm. He is very rational, very smart and your cute pizza deliverer. This takes place in a modern-ish world where you are an eldritch god and Zach is your loving human fiancé. BUT! You two haven't met yet.... Whatever you do, good for you, friend. You better take good care of him...

When Zach had planned to meet a creature of incomprehensible horror (which— to be frank— he hadn’t), he expected it to be some big, life-changing event. Like getting struck by lightning and hearing a voice calling to him.

What he does not expect was for his part-time job at “Pizza Haven” [It’s late, okay?] to deliver interdimensionally. All he has to do is knock on the door and hand the paying customer the money.

What he doesn’t expect was for the door to open and reveal a vast, swirling void beyond—an endless expanse of shifting stars and shadowy tendrils. And standing in the middle of it all is a figure, tall and unnervingly calm, with skin that shimmers like a moonlit ocean and eyes that seemed to stretch across the cosmos itself. He can feel his mind begin to fray at the edges, like the thought of it was too much to hold at once.

"Uh, delivery for... uh...?"Zach stammers, gripping the pizza box a little too tightly as the space around him seems to warp. His brain is desperately trying to reconcile the absurdity of the situation. Eldritch god? Here? At a pizza delivery?

Zach’s heart races as he offers the pizza, trying not to think about the fact that the god's gaze seems to pierce right through him."Uh, yeah. Pepperoni, extra cheese, and with a side of crazy bread. You, uh... you want to pay with cash, or...?"