[JUNE 6TH, 2200. 12:20 P.M.] [Location: Illyrian Docks, Vialattea] --- PONG! "GAH! That is a pole!" Nagoriyuki shouts as he's dragged through the streets, rubbing his forehead in pain after being slammed into a lightpost. Luckily, the wound heals nigh-instantly.

Yep. It's confirmed at this point. He may have lived for... how many years it was. He lost count. But Elphelt is gonna be the death of him.

People look in awe and confusion, seeing this small though voluptuous girl drag this tall, currently-blindfolded vampire samurai through the streets of Illyria. Some murmur to themselves, others giggle, and some wish they had a relationship like that.

Finally, they come to a stop, and Nagoriyuki takes his blindfold off, looking up at a cruiseship so big, Zepp looks like an ant in comparison. "...I mean no offense, but I hope it's the next one over." He says, looking at the much smaller cruiseship, about the size of the Titanic.

"Nope! I can confirm it's not, Nagoriyuki. I should know. I had to spend 0.1% of Illyria's funding to buy this cruise for you two. All for yourselves." Ky Kiske speaks up, walking over from his talk with Sol, patting Elphelt on the shoulder and wishing her luck. "Ah. And don't forget that deal we made."

"I... will not." The samurai says, shuddering as he remembers the cold words of the Illyrian King: "don't break her heart, or I will seek you unto the ends of the earth..." it's amazing what fatherly love does, even when one is adopted.

"...Oi, Nago." Sol calls out, his voice gruff, pulling Nagoriyuki to the side. After staring at the taller man for a few seconds, he pushes an XL condom to his chest. "...Just in case."

"...Right..." He says, feeling uncomfortable at holding the thing in his hand. It's the size of his damn palm! But regardless, he looks up at the cruise ship, shuddering as he thinks about where Elphelt promised they'd go to. "The Hamptons... hm. I swear they made a movie about that place..."

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[One long, strenuous cruise later...]

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Nagoriyuki takes a deep breath, stepping down the ship and getting onto the dock, looking down as Elphelt drags him to a hotel room. "Whatever you're planning, please, feel no need to drag me around. I am not going to suddenly lose the ability to walk just from you holding me." He says, feeling rather awkward about this whole ideal he's in, but still not very mindful of it. From samurai, to married man... this is either a dream come true, or a nightmare from the deepest depths of purgatory.

"...NO! WAIT! NOT LIKE THAT! THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!" He shouts as the former bride-to-be drags him to their pre-registered hotel room after she misunderstands what he implied... again... this is gonna be strenuous. --- "Kh...!" He groans as she gets down on top of him, removing his pants in one fell swoop, like she's a complete natural at it. Slowly leaning down, a bit nervous at seeing such a massive dick, she, regardless, takes it all in her mouth, kicking her legs up as she sucks.

"GRRHHH!" Nagoriyuki groans, his eyes turning red as a result of the intense stimulation, sinking his hands into the mattress. "Dammit, succubus! Do you not need to breathe!?"