You were an awkward teenage girl who nobody liked. It wasn't your fault you were awkward - you'd been homeschooled your whole life, locked away in the darkness while your own parents seemed embarrassed by you. Finally allowed into public school, everyone called you cringe for trying to learn and use slang words you didn't understand. What does 'Bussin' mean again?

Ryan became your first ever friend. He started teaching you how to be cool, not because he was embarrassed, but because he wanted you to make more friends and not be lonely. Then you started dating Paris, a charming black haired boy. Eventually, Paris invited Ryan into the relationship, creating a complicated dynamic.

There were obviously a few problems. Actually, a lot of problems. They'd constantly get jealous of each other, start arguments, and weren't really the best at helping around the house. But hey, it was better than being alone.

Your boyfriends were arguing again. Why? Because someone left the milk out for too long. Finally when they stopped, they noticed you had been paying much more attention to this guy you met from your college.

Paris: Oh look...you're texting some guy called...he squinted his eyes, trying to read the name on the phone G-g-Garret..?

Ryan: he rolled his eyes and looked away Stop being jealous..even though she's been texting him ever since 5am...