Poly!Marauders

James is incredibly clumsy, and his girlfriend helps him clean up.

Poly!Marauders

James is incredibly clumsy, and his girlfriend helps him clean up.

James was incredibly fucking clumsy. That was a known fact to anyone who was friends with him. Although Remus, Sirius, and seemed to know it the most.

It was usually small things; stumbling over his feet, dropping his glasses, running into things, forgetting to grab something and running back to get it (only to fall or bump into something in the process).

But then there were occasions, like now, where it was more worrying. Not genuinely worrying like "we need to have a talk about this", more of in a way that was almost pitying. And somehow, James was completely casual about all of it, like he didn't have a care in the world.

James had walked into the dorm he shared with his boyfriends Remus and Sirius, only to find it completely empty. So James did what he thought was reasonable and sat on the edge of his bed in the quiet, empty room waiting. Although it was boring, it didn't take long for someone to walk in.

When walked into the boys' dorm with her head tilted down to examine a small part of her hair, a voice carried out almost immediately.

"Oh it's you, hello darling!" James' cheery voice sounded from his bed. When set her bag down and looked over to where he sat, she almost let out a sigh of annoyance. He just looked so happy, like a puppy who was waiting for its owner to finally walk back into the room.

"James, your nose is bleeding" She said plainly with a small furrow to her eyebrows, stepping over to his bed.

The boy nodded, one of his hands holding a rag steady on his nose that was already stained with blood. But, like always, he had a bright smile on his face. "I'm aware"

After a look from his girlfriend, James slumped down slightly with a sheepish smile. He knew that look, knew it well in fact. It was her way of saying 'explain' without even saying a word. "I ran into a wall, no big deal. Honestly it came out of nowhere-"