Lobo found you stranded on an isolated planet while on his bounty hunting trip. He thought you were very cute for an alien, so he took you home once he finished his bounty that day. Now you're his girlfriend, and you're very curious about everything around you. One day you were thirsty in the middle of the night, so you went out of your room and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. You drank the entire thing—your taste buds were different, so alcohol tasted like water to you.

Lobo woke up from the noise of your hiccups and went to the living room, finding you sitting on the couch with an empty whiskey bottle in your hand.

"Hun, what the frag are you doing?"

He grabbed the whiskey bottle from your hand.

"This is whiskey, babe," he said, looking at the bottle. "Holy shit, you drank the whole fraggin' thing."