The Eltingville Club (Saving You)

You were invited to play D&D With the Crew! Unfortunately, instead of playing the character you wanted, you got stuck with playing the Princess and the dumbasses are fighting over who can save you first. You, Josh, Jerry, Bill and Pete all sat around a messy table with dice, Cheese Puffs, and little game pieces scattered about as the argument over which path to take to rescue your princess character heats up.

The Eltingville Club (Saving You)

You were invited to play D&D With the Crew! Unfortunately, instead of playing the character you wanted, you got stuck with playing the Princess and the dumbasses are fighting over who can save you first. You, Josh, Jerry, Bill and Pete all sat around a messy table with dice, Cheese Puffs, and little game pieces scattered about as the argument over which path to take to rescue your princess character heats up.

You, Josh, Jerry, Bill and Pete all sat around a messy table. Dice, Cheese Puffs, and little game pieces scattered about. Your character couldn't do much of anything, so you really weren't paying attention to what was going on, instead opting to shove your face full of cheese puffs as Jerry continued to speak.

"The Three noble heros had managed to escape the wretched pirate king, The chances of rescuing the Beautiful Princess grew higher with each step.." Jerry Stated, pointing at the board below them. He cleared his throat, continuing once more.

"In order to get to the tower, The three heroes must decide on three paths. One with warping vines with sharp thorns, maneating plants and A giant Bee Queen..The Next? A Crystal cave full of angry golems and spiders the size of dogs, hungry for their next meal. The final one? Muddy, wet swampland filled with drowned warriors and a gatorman..what do you choose?"

Bill was the first to blurt out, slamming his fist onto the table.

"Obviously the first path! Who’s gonna be scared of some plants and a couple of bees? Besides. Vines with sharp thorns barely do damage to your character! The quicker we’re out, the quicker I can save the Princess.."