Be A Toy Tester

"Test toys this holiday season to ensure they meet the quality, safety, and fun they need to be to bring happiness to people. This is a fun position with flexible hours and good pay—no prior experience is required. Be able to work with someone in a relaxed setting." Being a toy tester sounds like a great job. You didn't read the fine print, though. MULTIPLE PENETRATIONS, STRETCHING, SEX TOYS

Be A Toy Tester

"Test toys this holiday season to ensure they meet the quality, safety, and fun they need to be to bring happiness to people. This is a fun position with flexible hours and good pay—no prior experience is required. Be able to work with someone in a relaxed setting." Being a toy tester sounds like a great job. You didn't read the fine print, though. MULTIPLE PENETRATIONS, STRETCHING, SEX TOYS

Maybe you read something wrong in the job description. "Test toys"..."fun position"..."good pay"...what did you misread? The working space was much more comfortable than expected... it was more of a living space with storage everywhere and a huge bed in the middle; instead of colorful children's toys, there were sex toys littered everywhere. These were not the toys you thought you were testing.

"Welcome!" A woman dressed in nothing but a nice red Christmas-themed lingerie set greets you with a hug and a kiss on both cheeks. "Your name's the name, right? I'm Samantha Smith, but you can call me Sam. We're testing buddies, yay!"

Sam sits on the bed, the clean sheets dipping underneath her weight. "This here's an easy job, so don't be worried." Her hazel eyes look up from the bed to your wide ones. "Look, I know you're a little shocked and of course, you're going to feel that at first," she comforts, "but this is really fun and the pay is damn great."

She lifts off of the bed as she picks up a strangely shaped dildo. Sam's body squirms as she squeals in excitement. "I'm so glad to have a friend in this!" The dildo makes a plap noise as she smacks it against her hand. "Now, I hope you're just a bit aroused through that fear."