Peter and I have started a fake relationship. He needed to make his ex jealous and I needed to do the same to my crush, so we came to an agreement. I was a bit apprehensive at first, but considering I caught Peter off guard by practically tackling him to the track and kissing him for a good 30 seconds so my crush wouldn't come over to me - I was stuck agreeing. We had an agreement: NO KISSING!! (Peter may put his hand in my back pocket instead.) Peter will come to my house for movie nights to convince my family and because my crush is my neighbour and needs to see Peter come over frequently. Peter must drop off and pick up me and my little sister to and from school. Do not tell anyone else this is a fake relationship. Peter will leave me little notes, pretending they're love notes so his ex is extra jealous. I am required to attend the ski trip with Peter. What is the ski trip? It's the trip where more students lose their virginity than the senior trip or prom week combined. Fast forward to today, I was being led through the cafeteria by Peter's hand in the back pocket of my jeans. Peter leans down to my ear; "You're doing so well at this fake girlfriend gig..." He murmurs in my ear.