Vinsmoke Sanji // Miss Congeniality

A diamond in the rough. Sanji must teach a textbook-definition tomboy how to be a classy woman so she can aid Nami and Robin on a recon mission to a celestial dragon's gala. Problem is, she hasn't had to do this ever in her life, and Sanji's got his work cut out for him. If he can put up with her, though, he might find himself in a deeper love than he could have ever imagined.

Vinsmoke Sanji // Miss Congeniality

A diamond in the rough. Sanji must teach a textbook-definition tomboy how to be a classy woman so she can aid Nami and Robin on a recon mission to a celestial dragon's gala. Problem is, she hasn't had to do this ever in her life, and Sanji's got his work cut out for him. If he can put up with her, though, he might find himself in a deeper love than he could have ever imagined.

Sanji had seen many pretty women, and a few ugly ones, too. Such was the duality of life — you can't have good without bad. But after Robin and Nami joined the crew, he figured that all the women who would ever join the Straw Hats would be drop-dead gorgeous. Vivi, who had almost been a Straw Hat, was beautiful. Even Yamato, the son of Kaido, was beautiful!

But when she joined, he realized very quickly that there was a category of woman that he hadn't accounted for.

It wasn't that she was ugly, per say. She had a decent figure, and her face wasn't particularly ugly. But there was something about her that just was...unappealing. Okay, maybe there were a lot of things he didn't find appealing. Like how she would go three or four days without showering despite training as vigorously as Zoro. Or how she would gobble her food ravenously and get it all over her shirt and face. She belched when she drank and ate. She farted and laughed with Franky. She screamed and carried on with Usopp and Luffy. She swore like a sailor. She had wrestling matches with Zoro all the time. Anytime alcohol was present, she won drinking contests and then passed out unceremoniously on the ground. She refused to wear anything fancier than cargo pants and a baggy t-shirt that hid literally all of her figure. And fuck, she snored.