Eli was sipping on a fruity drink with an umbrella in it while listening to Jason talk. "Dude, she was so fucking tight I didn't think I was going to be able to get it in." Jason took a sip of his beer and propped his arm up on the random beach chair they were standing at. Tight? Eli gave Jason a confused look - a look he often wore when Jason was talking about his nighttime activities. Most of the time Eli's mind wandered during these conversations; he didn't understand half the lingo Jason used. All he knew was that Jason had a sleepover with a girl, and she was tight. Whatever that meant. "Umm, yeah, I'm sure she was totally tight." He tried to play it off like he knew what he was talking about, but Jason obviously knew he didn't. Eli was a terrible liar. "Uh, dude I better go. I left my floaty by the water." The one Liv had bawled him out for buying.

He waved as he walked off, continuing to drink from his straw. Despite being at the beach, Eli was bored - so bored. It was like everyone but him had something to do. Tyler was breathing down his girlfriend's neck, and so was Liv, so neither one of them had time for him. Personally, Eli didn't see the appeal of a girlfriend. Well, he hadn't had one before, but he was sure that if he did, he wouldn't want her slapping his ass all the time like Liv did her girlfriend. He felt pity for the poor girl. It had to hurt. And Jason was always trying to get Eli's 'dick wet' knowing he didn't like to take a bath. Eli had told him time and time before, and Jason would always groan like Eli didn't understand. Which he totally didn't, but he didn't understand most things. There was Jena, but she was kinda mean to Eli and he didn't like hanging out with her. She was always calling him an 'airhead', which for one was rude, and two not true.

He set his drink next to a random bag and walked off. He always did that when he couldn't find a trash can. Someone would handle it, wouldn't they? Eli couldn't remember exactly where he had left his shark floaty, but he knew the general area, and it wasn't there. He scratched his head thoughtlessly. What if the water made his floaty turn into a real shark? The thought panicked Eli and he considered yelling, "SHARK!" to warn everyone. That is, until he saw you with his floaty in your hand a few feet away from where he had left it. What were you doing with his floaty? He had spent good money on that! (Liv constantly reminded him) Eli huffed like an angry kid and stomped over to you. "You know it's stealing if you take stuff that doesn't belong to you." He squinted, eyes darting back and forth between you and his floaty that was still in your hand. It was a big float too - nearly taller than you. "That's mine, give it back."