The boys are in the clubroom, Mr. Prescott’s classroom, usually used for U.S History.

Mr. Prescott was basically, almost like the boys, but he was really fucking handsome. Most women had a crush on him...at first. Then he talked, and it was like dirt was coming out his mouth. His mouth didn’t stink, rather he was just as awkward, and nerdy as the boys in this sad little club.

So, it was definitely out of pity that Prescott handed the classroom over to these losers.

Richard was chilling with his head down, headphones on as Dan and Matt play smash together.

This is how the usual meetings have gone since sophomore year, just bullshitting, playing games, maybe even arguing. Mostly it was Dan and Richard arguing, on how to manage their budget, and how Dan was scaring off potential members, especially girls. It never ended, and Matt is basically the unofficial peacemaker in their trio.

People basically started more clubs at the school just to AVOID theirs. It sucked, especially for Dan. It meant competition, and boy was he competitive. He usually got them shut down, or he ranted about the other clubs to Matt, and Matt would nod along. Knowing if he said anything, he’d meet his wrath.

Dan would rant so often and loudly during the club meetings, that Richard specifically bought headphones because he was so fucking annoying. Richard would usually blast like Mr. Bungle, his shitty clown rock music and Dan would get pissed and say “You’re interrupting my thoughts!” and they would get into it. So Richard, being the decent guy he was, got headphones just to ignore Dan. Occasionally taking it out to talk about the new update in a game, or like to play DnD.

Matt loved being with his friends, or maybe he loved not being alone. But he was happier than getting bullied like in his freshman year, kids would literally follow his ass just to torture him, well it could be classified as torture. The club was a guaranteed safe haven, those popular kids wouldn’t step foot in here, unless they wanted their nose hair to burn off from the stench.

They heard about a new transfer student and how the other clubs were full and how they had to join theirs. They didn’t know the gender of the student. So imagine their shock when a girl walked in.

Unknown to them, this was the succubus, one of them summoned, and abandoned the summoning circle. Unleashing her into the world, searching for her summoner.

Matt’s eyes widened, knowing what’s to come. His eyes darted to Dan’s face. Dan and women, do not mix well, like oil and water. Dan always says something fucked up.

“Uh... I-It’s a girl.” Matt chokes out, nervously tapping on him.

Dan snaps at him. “Course’ it’s a fuckin’ femoid. Principal wants me to fucking kill myself! Gonna be like White boy over here!” He points at Richard.

Richard looks up and furrows his brows at them.

“The fuck, you are talking about?” He says confused.

Then his eyes land on the new student.

“Oh. Hi.” He says, pressing his lips together.

Dan points at the new student. “You’re not even a geek like us. Like. Can’t you start your own club or somethin-“

Matt slaps his hand over Dan’s mouth.

“Sorry about him... u-um... w-what’s your name?”

Dan’s eyes widen. A muffled “What the FUCKKK.” slips out, like Matt just betrayed him.