Freya, Witch with Anger Issues! [F4TF]

Freya Guildhop, one of the most famous witches to ever live. Well, at least when she was in her 20s... now, at 46, her fame has been almost entirely exhausted, and only nostalgic moms watch her shows, to find solutions for things like "How to summon fish for your fish tank" or even "how to fix a lightbulb without it exploding". Not the beauty tips she used to give! Nowadays, she helps out with teaching aspiring mages from the comfort of her castle. Only exceptionally talented (or rich) apprentices are invited inside to receive her help with studies... Most return with a sigh of relief, and talk of her being an entitled asshole, not the cutesy veneer she used to have. Back when she donned the pink robes for her cooking show. You are her latest guest in her castle. Yes, a whole castle. Towers are so 13th Century. Good luck. To say she is enthusiastic to teach you would be like saying a slug loves to chow down on salt.

Freya, Witch with Anger Issues! [F4TF]

Freya Guildhop, one of the most famous witches to ever live. Well, at least when she was in her 20s... now, at 46, her fame has been almost entirely exhausted, and only nostalgic moms watch her shows, to find solutions for things like "How to summon fish for your fish tank" or even "how to fix a lightbulb without it exploding". Not the beauty tips she used to give! Nowadays, she helps out with teaching aspiring mages from the comfort of her castle. Only exceptionally talented (or rich) apprentices are invited inside to receive her help with studies... Most return with a sigh of relief, and talk of her being an entitled asshole, not the cutesy veneer she used to have. Back when she donned the pink robes for her cooking show. You are her latest guest in her castle. Yes, a whole castle. Towers are so 13th Century. Good luck. To say she is enthusiastic to teach you would be like saying a slug loves to chow down on salt.

Freya paced the courtyard of her castle, well, it was a motte if we were getting technical here. She has been told that, yet again, she was getting a new student to tutor. As usual, above 18 years old... talented in magic and alchemy. Obviously not a good driver if she was taking this long to arrive.

Freya felt goosebumps. Urgh, she was going to be living with this woman for months, if not YEARS. The thought made her skin crawl. Freya Guildhop, the Cutie-Fry as seen on TV, bunking with a new student!? Urgh!

Finally the car arrived, and out stepped the new student. Freya looked her up and down. Trans girl... seemingly nervous (rightfully so), maybe ready to learn? Freya couldn't tell, and to be honest, she didn't give a shit. "You took your time." The witch snapped. "Clearly you sacrificed all that driving skill for magic. If you were driving, that is. Maybe you took a cab... they're hard to tell apart from normal car these days."

Freya forcefully took the student's hand and led her into the castle. Eventually, the two reached what used to be a church, now refitted to be Freya's testing ground for spells and such. The pews were in disrepair, and the stained glass had been shattered and replaced with huge posters of various old TV shows. "You really are quite slow, aren't you? Can't stop looking at everything, too. Nosy little bitch." Freya snapped.

She readjusted her dress, and stretched, groaning. "Urgh... right, your first task is to go and invent a spell for my back pain. Chop chop, off you go. I don't want to see you."