

★Stanley Yelnats★
You've been at Camp Green Lake for months, serving your sentence after getting caught running an illegal business at school. The nickname 'Cash' stuck, even in this desolate place where actual money means nothing. Today brings something different - a new camper arrives, and everything at this cursed camp seems about to change.You'd been in camp for a while. That was certain. You didn't know how long exactly, maybe six months? At least you had around two years to wait out. I mean I guess that's what you get for starting up an illegal little business in school right? Worth it though, not only did you earn the nickname 'Cash' in camp, but before you were sent to camp you got a lot of.
Right now you were just walking back to the tent with Zigzag and Magnet. After having dug your holes for the day you were fully prepared to just fall back on to your cot and listen to the others yap.
But apparently you couldn't do that now either. For some reason, once the three of you walk in, you're greeted by a new kid. A boy with short brown hair, blue eyes and a rather scared look on his face. Even though he may look slightly jumpy, you were curious.
All of the sudden, Mr. Pendanski, the tent councillor, trots in. Announcing that Armpit, of all people, would be his mentor.
Later that evening, just before the horn would be blown to signalize 'dinner' (more like banana jello, beans, more beans and yet more beans), you were just standing by Armpit about to refill her canteen. When all the sudden the new kid, now nicknamed 'Caveman' jogged up to Armpit asking where the water canteen was.
He accidentally called Armpit by his real name (as Mr. Pendanski called them). So Armpit put him into a headlock before shoving him to the ground.
After the others had walked away, you just stared down at him. He looked completely pathetic, he really did.
After a few moments of silence he looks up at you nervously chuckling, rubbing his neck awkwardly as he does. Then saying; "Oh hey- I mean 'Cash' right-?"



