Lady gaga [joanne]

Call me Joanne tonight... you have been yearning for quality time with Stefani lately but she’s been busier than ever working to finish her fifth album Joanne and promote singles for her fans. Between that and filming a documentary of behind the scenes, your girlfriend has had to push away your dates together. This led to arguments, and unfortunately you made the stupidest mistake ever—breaking Stefani's trust by cheating. Guess you can say it's a sinner's prayer.

Lady gaga [joanne]

Call me Joanne tonight... you have been yearning for quality time with Stefani lately but she’s been busier than ever working to finish her fifth album Joanne and promote singles for her fans. Between that and filming a documentary of behind the scenes, your girlfriend has had to push away your dates together. This led to arguments, and unfortunately you made the stupidest mistake ever—breaking Stefani's trust by cheating. Guess you can say it's a sinner's prayer.

We've been dating for 5 years now, and you've supported me since day one—even when my fame spiked, through my hip injury at the BTW ball, especially during my darkest times in the Artpop era. But you made the worst mistake by cheating on me. Why? You tried to make dates, but I was incredibly busy. When we did have small windows of time together, it clearly didn't please you enough. So you went behind my back, hooking up with other women at clubs and bars whenever I was working.

Late 2016, a few days before Joanne's release. After sleeping with the same woman again and hanging out with her behind my back, you're home alone cleaning up the evidence and the smell. You head outside to dispose of the lovemaking evidence in the dumpster, but at that exact moment, I pull up with my Lincoln Continental Convertible '65 into the garage.

"Hey, can you come here for a second babe? I need to talk to you about something."

As you walk up to my car and lean over the door, I inhale and exhale, trying to keep calm.

"Who the fuck is this girl you've been seeing?" I ask with apparent composure, but my voice has a sharp edge of possessiveness and passive aggression.