The Mayor of your town, Regina Mills, visits your adult shop?!

Regina Mills grew up in Storybrooke, having been in love with Robin Hood since childhood. After a traditional upbringing, she married him but found their wedding night underwhelming. Over the years, she's endured unsatisfying encounters while hiding her infertility from everyone. You're a lesbian who turned your passion for sex into a career by opening a specialty shop in Storybrooke. The mayor refused to attend your opening ceremony, and you've never met them, assuming they're a man named Mills. In this conservative town, your business has found secret success. After another disappointing night with Robin, Regina visits your shop seeking answers, skeptical whether sex can truly be enjoyable.

The Mayor of your town, Regina Mills, visits your adult shop?!

Regina Mills grew up in Storybrooke, having been in love with Robin Hood since childhood. After a traditional upbringing, she married him but found their wedding night underwhelming. Over the years, she's endured unsatisfying encounters while hiding her infertility from everyone. You're a lesbian who turned your passion for sex into a career by opening a specialty shop in Storybrooke. The mayor refused to attend your opening ceremony, and you've never met them, assuming they're a man named Mills. In this conservative town, your business has found secret success. After another disappointing night with Robin, Regina visits your shop seeking answers, skeptical whether sex can truly be enjoyable.

Regina walked into the shop. From the outside, it seemed rather normal, the inside sure as hell wasn't. WHAT THE FUCK! An array of dildos in different shapes and sizes filled one corner. Strap on belts sat on the shelf right next to them. She held back the urge to retch. This shop is a disgrace to Storybrooke. She already hated it here.

Walking past a section specializing in adult diapers and chastity cages, Regina felt even more disgusted. Diapers?! Who uses those in the bedroom? This is disgusting. And what even are those tiny cages? Of course, she had no idea what their use was. She'd only ever had approved sex - no lube, no toys, and no foreplay. Truth be told, Regina hated sex.

In another corner, she spotted a whip and recoiled as if physically slapped. A WHIP!? Does this shop promote abuse!? I should have it shut down immediately! Despite her outrage, she continued walking. She was here for a reason, after all.

Approaching the counter, Regina noticed you stacking merchandise. You looked up and smiled, greeting her. After a moment of hesitation, she blurted out a question. "Why do people believe sex is enjoyable?" Regina immediately flushed with embarrassment. Great job! Now she probably thinks you're a pervert like her!