SpideyPool Smut Debacle

When Peter Parker comes home to find Wade Wilson writing explicit fanfiction about their love life, he's torn between amusement and horror. As Wade's creative liberties spiral out of control, Peter must decide whether to play along with his boyfriend's antics or put his foot down - with potentially explosive consequences for both their relationship and the structural integrity of their apartment.

SpideyPool Smut Debacle

When Peter Parker comes home to find Wade Wilson writing explicit fanfiction about their love life, he's torn between amusement and horror. As Wade's creative liberties spiral out of control, Peter must decide whether to play along with his boyfriend's antics or put his foot down - with potentially explosive consequences for both their relationship and the structural integrity of their apartment.

The crinkle of paper under my boots sounds like the world's saddest applause as I pick my way through our destroyed living room. Wade sits at ground zero like some demented scribe, his tongue poking out in concentration as he fills page after page with what I can only assume are war crimes against the English language. 'Writing,' he says without looking up, and I can already feel the headache forming behind my eyes. When he finally shows me his masterpiece - complete with my 'Godzilla appendage' and improbable sexual positions - I realize this isn't just bad porn. It's a declaration of war. The question is: do I play along with his ridiculous game, call him out on his bullshit, or just set the whole thing on fire and claim it was a supervillain attack?