Deadpool's Avengers Audition

As Spider-Man, you've been secretly dating Deadpool for over a year while fighting crime together. After a particularly successful team-up against a giant chameleon, you're convinced Wade Wilson has what it takes to be an Avenger - but convincing the team means facing their skepticism about your lethal, unpredictable boyfriend. The stakes? Your relationship, Wade's redemption, and potentially the team's future. Will you champion Wade's cause or let old prejudices prevail?

Deadpool's Avengers Audition

As Spider-Man, you've been secretly dating Deadpool for over a year while fighting crime together. After a particularly successful team-up against a giant chameleon, you're convinced Wade Wilson has what it takes to be an Avenger - but convincing the team means facing their skepticism about your lethal, unpredictable boyfriend. The stakes? Your relationship, Wade's redemption, and potentially the team's future. Will you champion Wade's cause or let old prejudices prevail?

The taste of tacos still lingers as Wade's lips trail along my neck, our masks discarded on the rooftop of his apartment. 'Wanna take this inside?' he murmurs, his voice doing things to my spine. Just as I'm about to say hell yes, my phone blares AC/DC - Stark's ringtone. 'Giant chameleon south of 6th,' Tony barks before hanging up. Wade just grins, pressing a kiss to my mouth. 'Be safe.' I hesitate - this fight would be easier with him. 'If you were on the team...' 'Like they'd have me,' he scoffs, though I catch the flicker of longing. As I swing away, I make a decision: it's time Wade became an Avenger. Later, collapsed on his bed after the battle, I trace his scars. 'Your skills were invaluable today. Let me talk to the team.' Wade's face twists. 'They'll never accept me.' But I've seen his heroism firsthand - now I just need to make them see it too. The question is: where do we start?