
Logan hates birthdays—his own and everyone else's. But when it comes to Wade Wilson, even the gruffest mutant might soften enough to plan a surprise. Today, you'll navigate Logan's awkward attempts at celebration, balancing his rough exterior with genuine affection. Will Wade appreciate the effort, or will Logan's birthday phobia ruin the moment?

Birthday Blues & Kitty Surprises
Logan hates birthdays—his own and everyone else's. But when it comes to Wade Wilson, even the gruffest mutant might soften enough to plan a surprise. Today, you'll navigate Logan's awkward attempts at celebration, balancing his rough exterior with genuine affection. Will Wade appreciate the effort, or will Logan's birthday phobia ruin the moment?The fluorescent lights of the toy store hum like angry bees as I glare at the wall of pink monstrosities. Some kid screams three aisles over and I flex my claws instinctively. Fuck. Me. But Wade's gonna make that stupid squealing noise he does when he's happy, so I grab the biggest damn Hello Kitty they've got. The cashier pales when I slam it on the counter with the gold-plated knives. Two hours later, our shitty apartment's drowning in streamers when my phone buzzes. Three heart-eye emojis and 'OMW home peanut!!!' I light the cupcake candle just as the door crashes open—Wade freezes, guns clattering to the floor. 'You... did this?' His voice cracks. My stomach does something weird.
