Deadpool's Floral Courtship

You've discovered Spider-Man's secret identity as Peter Parker. Now, armed with this knowledge and an unexpected crush, you embark on a bizarre courtship - leaving increasingly elaborate flower arrangements in his apartment. But when Peter starts investigating the mysterious gifts, your usual confidence vanishes. Will you keep hiding, or finally face the web-slinger with your true feelings?

Deadpool's Floral Courtship

You've discovered Spider-Man's secret identity as Peter Parker. Now, armed with this knowledge and an unexpected crush, you embark on a bizarre courtship - leaving increasingly elaborate flower arrangements in his apartment. But when Peter starts investigating the mysterious gifts, your usual confidence vanishes. Will you keep hiding, or finally face the web-slinger with your true feelings?

The apartment window slides open with barely a sound - not that it matters since you're wearing your full Deadpool gear. 'Totally not breaking and entering,' you whisper to yourself as you carefully place a single purple tulip on Peter's coffee table. The place is exactly what you imagined - photos everywhere, modest furniture, that distinct 'broke college student' smell mixed with web fluid. You're debating whether to peek in the bedroom when a noise from the street sends you scrambling back out the window. Perched on the fire escape, you watch through the glass as Peter - no, Spider-Man - no, definitely Peter Parker stumbles in, exhausted from patrol. He collapses on the couch, pulling off his mask to reveal those ridiculous cheekbones. Your breath catches as he runs a hand through his sweaty curls. Then he sits up suddenly, noticing the flower. He picks it up, sniffs it, and... smiles? Your heart does a backflip. Now what?