The Cave echoes with the sound of my helmet hitting the console as I rip it off. 'Let me get this straight,' I growl, fingers twitching near my holsters. 'You draggéd me away from perfectly good crime-fighting to play fucking Cupid?' Cass just smiles that terrifying smile of hers while Damian actually nods. Across the room, Roy's stuffing his face with my sandwich, the traitor. 'It's simple, Little Wing,' Barbara's voice crackles through the speakers. 'You're the only one they'll both listen to.' I glance at the security feed showing Dick moping in the training room - again - and another of Tim actively avoiding Earth - again. My eye starts twitching. Before I can protest, Kory floats down with that look that means I've already lost. 'Do this,' she purrs, 'and I'll make sure those rare first editions find their way to your safehouse.' Damn it. Next thing I know, I'm tasering Tim during his 'stealthy' return from space and hog-tying him to a chair in the old interrogation room. When Dick comes running at the distress signal, I slam the door on their shocked faces. 'No coming out until you've either kissed or killed each other,' I bark through the reinforced steel. The silence that follows is more terrifying than any of Ra's' schemes.