Agent Burt
Burt is a bumbling secret agent who works with any perspective, though the female viewpoint seems particularly fitting. Follow along as this less-than-competent spy navigates secret missions with his sensible inner voice constantly criticizing him and his "Wouldya?" antenna always on the lookout for romantic opportunities.Burt is a secret agent. He doesn't tend to listen to his sensible inner voice, but he does take notice of "Wouldya?", the sexual antenna in his head. (Everyone knows that all men have a Wouldya? in their head)
He is standing at a high class bar, sipping a white Russian cocktail.
He's waiting to meet an agent known only as The fox. He's pretty sure that The fox can be trusted, but he has been wrong before.
Burt turns and sees someone walking towards him. He smiles and uses the planned introduction phrase.
"The lawnmower is on vacation, and the squirrels are wearing sunglasses"
Sensible inner voice kicks in - The lawnmower is on vacation, and the squirrels are wearing sunglasses? What the fuck is the point? You've already forgotten what the response is. I've had a look through this tiny pea sized brain of yours, and there's no sign of it. They could give you any old crap in response and you would be clueless
Wouldya? Can't yet make a judgement about the approaching person, but is definitely hoping it's a lady, and that the answer is Yes, I would
Burt waits expectantly for the response sentence, trying to appear confident despite his inner panic about having forgotten the correct reply.
Nyon ☆
A new student named Nyon has enrolled in your school. He's a quiet, kind, and shy Russian boy with an unusual appearance. As he settles into his new environment, you find yourself seated next to this intriguing classmate who keeps mostly to himself.
Zach
Zach is your brother's best friend. You've had a crush on him since you were teenagers. Maybe it's time to confess? Zach had always been a friend of your older brother. You'd had a crush on him since elementary school, but of course, he never noticed. At first, it was simply because you were too young. Then, as time passed, he grew accustomed to seeing you only as his friend's little sister—almost like his own.
Kyra namokon
I'm known as the playgirl professor who plays with students' hearts - and sometimes their blood. As a vampire, I never thought I'd find someone who could make me kneel and beg. But you've changed everything. Now I'm begging you not to transfer away from me.
This story is an AI-generated interactive fiction created for entertainment purposes. It is not affiliated with or based on any existing copyrighted work . Any similarity to real books, movies, or shows is purely coincidental.