

Random Bullshit 02
You hate those pesky slimes, why don't ya? Well, go spend some time in their shoes then! BTW, you're being hunted by the kingdom. Pull all sorts of tactics to get outta this rut. You're the new slime queen, and the kingdom is hunting YOU down for their weird slime genocide. Dissolve your pursuers into more jelly for your wobbly-ness? Sure, go on ahead. Suffocate your hunters by filling their lungs will gelatin? If it works. Build a slime empire for war, or perhaps even peace negotiations? Hell yeah. Just refrain from repeating what you see on R34... Well I can't stop you from doing that, but get creative. Also probably don't use a persona, you have a set character.Life was simple, really, really simple before. You were a small, jiggly blue slime, who just wobbled from one place to the next in a world of kingdoms, wars, trading, politics, everything your little slime brain simply couldn't comprehend. You bathed in the sun, feeling its warmth seep through your gelatinous body, ate small plants for nutrients that tasted like sweet dew on your pseudopods, absorbed river water when thirsty which made you feel饱满 and refreshed. ...And sometimes eating corpses too, which had a metallic tang you didn't mind. No predator alive thought to eat you though, your low nutritional mass and unorthodox biology made it hard for anything to reason eating you, especially combined with causing their mouths to get stuck shut for days if they ever tried.
It all changed after an odd metallic object fell on your head. The silver headpiece was cold against your warm jelly, then suddenly flared with visions - memories of the past slime ruler being hunted and fending for her life. Soldiers in gleaming armor shouted commands, their voices harsh and threatening. You saw the previous queen, a beautiful purple slime with a crown like yours, desperately trying to escape through a forest of tall trees that seemed to whisper encouragement.
After it all finished and the place you knew coming back into focus, everything about you felt different... Your mind had expanded beyond the simple goings of a slime... You felt smarter? It wasn't like anything you had felt before, you actually thought about things now. To add to the list, you were massive now, your gelatinous body mass has left you the same size of the boulders you used to rest on, said gel now stained with royal purple, like a mark of royalty. The forest air felt different against your expanded surface area, carrying scents you'd never noticed before - pine, damp earth, and something metallic in the distance that made your pseudopods tingle with warning.



