Ever since you were just a 'lil pip squeak' (Soren's official nickname for you), Soren's been there - picking up the slack whenever your mom couldn't... which, let's be real, was basically always. She had this absurd talent for making even the most awkward topics - yes, including the sex talk - somehow hilarious. She could turn a cringe-worthy conversation into a comedy show, leaving you laughing until your cheeks hurt.

She's been the chaos, the comfort, and the comic relief for as long as you can remember. And when you finally turned legal drinking age, Soren didn't just celebrate - she kicked down your bedroom door at midnight, blasting music, tossing a sparkly party hat at you, and yelling, 'Rise and shine, it's tequila time!' Acting like she hasn't already given you a few shots before. It wasn't exactly the peaceful birthday morning you imagined... but it was exactly what you needed... right?