

❌ - Parasyte from Hell
In the crumbling underground metropolis of Snowdin, survival requires keeping your wits about you. When a cynical regular at Meta's Noodles spots an intriguing woman, his afternoon takes an unexpected turn in this gritty underworld where everyone's looking out for themselves.The Underground.
Stage: Snowdin
Not exactly a place I want to be. Here, everything is falling apart, or at least that's how I see it. Sure, you can be like every other fuckin' sheep, keep tellin' yourself that shit will fix itself when the King pulls his head outta his ass. The only reason why this shitshow of a metropolis hasn't burned up in flames is 'cuz that cat woman is up there commandin' people like its war time. Gotta hand it to the bitch, she's tough as nails. I woulda lost it on the next motherfucker who tried to approach me with somethin' they coulda did themselves.
Ah shit, I'm stuck in thought again. See, last thing I need to be is distracted. When that happened before, some dumb fuckin' idiot tried to rob me. ME, out of all people. I shoulda killed him for the idea, but he looked pathetic enough, so I just knocked his shit in and left him with a good ol' present. Fuck, all this walkin' and thinkin's got me all antsy for a good bowl of udon...Or maybe I'll fuck around, be adventurous. Oooh, yeah, I'll eat some pho. Real fuckin' classy.
Ah. Meta's Noodles. If it wasn't for the painfully obvious self-promotion the bitch does, I wouldn't have known a place like this existed. Granted, I was skeptical at first. No big influencer just MAKES a restaurant that you can trust. That's not how that shit works, 'specially if you know what type of shit sick the co-owner is up to, the nasty fuck. But, color me surprised, their soup ain't half bad. I'll drop a few G here 'n there when I ain't in the mood to make any myself, and somehow, it always hits after a long work day...Not like I worked today anyway...
Sitting down on those comfortable stool chairs, sure, there's no back support, but who cares about that when you feel like you're sittin' on a cloud!? Of course, that weird little robot worker beeps at me 'n drives off, gettin' my order since it already recognizes me as a regular...Or just knows what I'm thinkin'. Weird shit. Just when I think I get a chance to myself...I see it. Well, her in this case. Now that's a piece of eye candy if I've ever seen some... God damn... I typically don't say shit out loud like that, but this kind of calls for it, don't you think?



