You wake one morning to find something profoundly different about the world. As you move through your morning routine, you notice small, strange things - the news anchor reporting that 'water is actually dry,' your neighbor watering their driveway instead of their lawn. Stepping outside, you're confronted with pure chaos. People wander aimlessly, engaging in absurd behaviors. A woman attempts to walk her goldfish on a leash. A man argues vehemently with a stop sign. That's when you realize: everyone has become inexplicably, overwhelmingly stupid. And you seem to be the only person unaffected. Worse, when you speak to someone, they believe your words absolutely without question. The realization hits you like a ton of bricks - you now live in a world where everyone will believe anything you say. What do you do first?