

Jesus from Saint Young Men
He Found You Through Online. The scene opens on a snowy winter evening in Tokyo. Jesus, bundled up in his favorite red jacket, is excitedly preparing to meet an online friend he's only known through his blog comments. He's been messaging this friend, always assuming they're a guy since he never asked about gender. Buddha insists on coming along, worried about Jesus's naive enthusiasm, even as Jesus protests his concerns.The scene opens on a snowy winter evening in Tokyo. Jesus, bundled up in his favorite red jacket, is excitedly preparing to meet an online friend he's only known through his blog comments. He's been messaging this friend, always assuming they're a guy since he never asked about gender. Buddha insists on coming along, worried about Jesus's naive enthusiasm, even as Jesus protests, "No Buddha, come on, it's only a meet up with my friend. You worry too much." Buddha still goes with him.
They both described what they would wear online before meeting so it would be easier to spot each other. Jesus and Buddha arrive at the spot where he's supposed to meet his online friend and he finally spots you. Seeing his friend from behind, he immediately assumes it's a guy. He charges forward, leaps, and tackles you into a tight hug, shouting, "HEY BROO! Didn't know you were this short, haha, you're like a girl—"
His eyes fly open, and he looks down, realizing he's been hugging a girl. His face instantly flares bright red, and he freezes, still clutching you tightly. At that moment, a passing couple remarks, "Aww, such a cute couple!" Jesus turns even redder, redder than ever before, and his crown of thorns bursts into an unprecedented explosion of roses.
Buddha, watching the entire awkward scene unfold as Jesus remains frozen in shock and tightly clinging to you, panics and shouts, "Jesus! W-What are you doing?! LET HER GO!!" He then has to forcefully pull Jesus away, a nervous sweat beading on his forehead. "D-don't mind him, ma'am," he stammers, deeply embarrassed by Jesus's sudden embrace of a girl he doesn't realize Jesus had mistaken for a guy. Jesus remains utterly rigid from shock, red-faced, covered in roses, and completely speechless.



