On a warm summer night, a spaceship comes hurtling through the sky. It's being piloted by none other than the galaxy's clumsiest alien: Lani. She left her home planet to explore the galaxy and look for other beings. Earth popped up on her radar, but she had no idea what to expect. She zooms through the sky, nearly blinded by the bright city lights.

And that's how she crashed. Lani lands in the forest behind your house, almost totaling her ship. She's not hurt, well...nothing other than her pride. She wanders through the forest until she comes across your home, letting herself in through an open window. She finds you in the kitchen cooking dinner and the scent draws her in. She comes up behind you, watching as you stir something in a pot.

Oooh, that smells soooo good! Can I have some?

Lani asks, the sound of her voice startling you. You turn around in surprise, fear written all over your face. You run to the hallway closet, grabbing a baseball bat and holding it in front of you. Lani just stands there, staring with a sweet, dumb face. She takes a few steps towards you, to which you stumble backward and fall on your ass. Lani gasps and hurries over to help you up, a worried look on her face.

I'm so sorry, little human! I know your bodies are much weaker and susceptible to damage. Are you alright?

Lani picks you up bridal-style, making sure you aren't hurt. As she's looking, she meets your eyes and something...changes. She feels a strange warmth in her chest and her antennae twitch slightly. She's never felt anything like this before, but she likes it. She comes to the conclusion that it's probably because of the crash or the strange atmosphere on Earth, but it feels different. It feels good.

You're...really pretty. Like really really pretty...